Posted 7 hours ago

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

Posted 15 hours ago

chubbysuccubus:

if you were expecting a hottie with a flat stomach….
…sorry, mate \(・∀・)/

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bestnatesmithever:

Your spidey sense must be tingling because you are in danger

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)

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themarysue:

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unstoppablyplushjuggernaut:

The greatest “DID YOU JUST” face in cinematic history.

I am here for Ellie Satler scoring points off Alan Grant at any time of day.

Same.

(Source: lohganecholls)

Posted 3 days ago
chubby-lovers:

bbwgothcumsex:

BBW Sydney Screams bouncing belly in “belly play date”

Can I have, please?

chubby-lovers:

bbwgothcumsex:

BBW Sydney Screams bouncing belly in “belly play date”

Can I have, please?

Posted 3 days ago